Wednesday, May 27, 2009

tw@t tweets tattered twits

"Picking up my handsome little man to rtrn to Juneau, Trig got 1st haircut so my little hippie baby's ready for AK sunshine on his shoulders!"

what peeps want to know, Scaraboo, is
handsome little man little hippie baby getting the proper attention for his DS? You do have helpers, Mr. Mom, church, Wasilla teabags and extended families. You can't even keep Trig's socks from falling off or dress him in shoes when you know the paparazzi will greet him on his media tours? Candies doesn't have a baby line or it's all about sexy mamas? Are any children in Alaska safe under your reign?

Kriss Perry staff baby sitter

"Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high"
by John Denver 1973
(sunshine in trig's eyes make me cry)
UPDATE: When +w@ts tweet


  1. Way to go, b-p-p! What kind of crap is that, about sun on his shoulders? I can't believe his hair was that long.

    Anyway, that's important news for Alaska, eh? Maybe she should declare a public holiday to celebrate Trig's haircut, or issue a proclamation, making June a haircut awareness month.

    Therapy for Trig? Naah...

  2. OMG--where did that picture of Queen GINO come from? LMAO!

  3. Agreed -- if it's photoshopped, it's masterfully done.

    If not -- good Lord, I hope the get-up was for Halloween, and not just a delusional moment for Palin...

  4. The photo of her highness is fantastic!

  5. The image is amazing. It says K Bonami?

    Trig Paxson Van Palin and "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver is all I can imagine for her twittering brain waves.

    I added a few lines! It can't be said enough, thank you for all you are doing.