You may never see it coming.Floating icebergs have 90% of their mass below the surface of the water.
Almost without effort Sarah Palin sunk ex-Navy Captain John McCain's boat.
Remember: The Titanic used some of the most advanced technology available at the time and was, after the sinking, popularly believed to have been described as “unsinkable”.
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
The good news is that one day the SS Palin memorabilia could be worth a fortune for all those Wasillian collectors that have a choice piece of Alaska's history.
Titanic life preserver sells for $68,500
Since when do people sit around waiting for icebergs? Go ahead and jump ship. Whether you think it is a "cliffhanger" or not, it's going to happen when it happens. It may not be instant karma. It is corruption, it may be a long slog. If you are in total denial, that's another story. Who says the "iceberg" has much to do with Levi Johnston? Speculation is what that is, I don't think Levi is going to change course because of speculation. He needs to do what is best for his wee ones. Who knows what he thinks is best ( beyond GQ ) ? Mercede remains smiley but gagged. Sherry Johnston, well.... she is dealing with A.A. Specialty Health Center procedures and old seafaring problems of her own.
Refresh yourself and be up to date with the New Scrutiny of Other Alaska Corruption Cases. Captain McCain's history is full of questionable ethics. His own father-in-law links to Murder Inc. That is no small brush with graft and corruption.
For fun, think back to some of Sarah's classic quotes:
Did she really say that? (from people magazine's interview with palin and mccain)
SARAH PALIN: "Morning person. Yup. We don’t sleep much. (SLEEP! Who needs sleep?) Too much to do. What I’ve had to do, though, is in the middle of the night, put down the BlackBerries and pick up the breast pump. Do a couple of things different and still get it all done…"
There are zillions of past times revolving around Sarah alone. Sometimes I feel almost ready to join the pups and chew on shoe leather, but what good would that do?
Meanwhile, you could play Which Sarahgate Is It? Isn't there a boardgame by now? There are too many gates to list.
Could the e-mails be the final nail in the coffin?
Maybe she will out do Ted Steven's Housegate? Or Bristol will want to escape and blow-pop Babygates? Right now no one is saying for sure what all is impending.
Plant a vegetable garden if you're feeling ansy and want to take a break from the corruption.